The Dangers of Learning

Brilliant Strategy

If I ever have to go back to lecture style teaching, I want to do it like this guy.
My Favorite Liar

I need one of these

At least the teacher didn’t use red ink. That upsets kids, you know.

$300 is a pretty good deal when you think about it

I had a teacher who told us on the first day of class that he accepted bribes as long as they started in the mid-6 digits. He had no moral problem with bribery, he was just being practical and wanted to make sure the amount would offset any future income lost from being fired for accepting a bribe.

Not that this is prevalent in our educational system or anything

This is why I make up names for all my students

Why yes, I did become a teacher because I hate children

Probably a hoax, but believable

A guide to grading exams

Click here or on the image above to learn how to properly grade your finals. I won’t give it away, but the picture should get you thinking.