Sorry, busy day. No picture, just joke.

A physicist, a biologist, and a mathematician are sitting in a café and notice people going into and coming out of the house across the street. First they see two people going into the house. Time passes. After a while, they notice three people coming out of the house.

The physicist says, “The initial measurement was not accurate.”

The biologist says, “They must have reproduced.”

The mathematician says, “If one person enters the house, then it will be empty again.”

I think this would work…

Paula Abdul: The greatest physics teacher evar?

See what happens when you skip science class?

Aaahh! Oh, wait, we don’t need to worry about this anymore, do we?

I need to try this

Nothing depresses a student more than explaining the inevitable heat death of the universe :)

You know you wanted to do this as a kid

Just a quick programming note. I’ve decided next week will be Offensive Week. I’ve got a small collection of stuff that either has a bad word in it (oh no!) or makes fun of religion (which I’ve already gotten a comment on in a previous post).

Normally I wouldn’t give a $#!+ about your f*@^!ng feelings, but I know some of you read this from work, so consider next week marginally nsfw.

PS: Tesla fights Edison in today’s Thinkin’ Lincoln!

Basic Electronics

Quantum jokes are always funny