Shakespeare gots mad skillz, yo.

Heres you’re coffee!

I always thought that kid was a jerk

You ladies keep getting uppity

I think we’ve all had this student…

… except for the ability to quote Shakespeare.

Stop the presses! Eh, nevermind.

Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn

Bonus points if you figure out the punchline before you read it

An English doctor is being shown around a Scottish hospital.
He is shown into a ward with a number of patients who show no
obvious signs of injury. He goes to examine the first patient he sees,

and the man proclaims:

“Fair fa’ yer honest, sonsie face, Great chieftain o’ the puddin’ race!”

The English doctor, somewhat taken aback, goes to the next patient,
and immediately the patient launches into:

“Some hae meat and canna eat, And some wad eat that want it.”

This continues with the next patient:

“Wee sleekit cow’rin tim’rous beastie, O what a panic’s in thy breastie!”

“Well,” the English doctor mutters to his Scottish colleague, “I
see you saved the psychiatric ward for the last.”

“Ach no,” the Scottish doctor corrected him, “this is the serious Burns Unit.”

Remember the episode where Baldric burnt the dictionary. No? Just me then? Hmm.

from Married to the Sea

Is RIF even around anymore?